Joke

A man and his wife are woken at three in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and opens the door to find a drunken stranger standing there in the pouring rain and asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the man, "it's three in the morning and it's pouring with rain!" He slams the door and goes back to bed.

"Who was that?" asks his wife. "Just some drunk asking for a push," says the man.
"Aren't you going to help him?" she asks.
"Certainly not he says, it's three in the morning and it's pouring with rain!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Don't you remember when we broke down a few months back and those two guys helped us out? You should be ashamed of yourself and go and help him!"

So the man duly gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.

"Are you still there?" he calls into the darkness.

"Yes" comes the reply.

"Do you still need a push?" asks the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" shouts the drunk.